Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Thursday, 10 January 2019

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Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says)
Shake your fists all about (Simple Donald says)
Do it when Donald says (Simple Donald says)
And you will never be out (Simple Donald says)

I'd like to play a con
That is so much fun
And it's not so very hard to do
The name of the con
Is Simple Donald Says
And I would like for
You to play it too

Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says)
Shake your fists all about (Simple Donald says)
Do it when Donald says (Simple Donald says)
And you will never be out (Simple Donald says)

If Simple Donald says
That Mexico will pay
His base will swallow what he says
So when Simple Donald says
Put your head up your ass
His base does just what the Donald says.

Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says)
Keep it there firmly held (Simple Donald says)
Stoke that hate on the Right (Simple Donald says)
For that boondoggle Wall.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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