Secret Scientist Hideout Scientists, after determining that there was no cure available for whatever it is that Trump has, have begun using a "Trump Filter" that filters out any mention of Trump, his family, and his businesses. Trump has been told that this is not good, so he is writing an "executive order" to ban the software.
Scientists give the software away free to their associates, but there is a fee for an advanced program that is time-consuming, but very effective, to soothe and relieve the nerves of scientists. The program is a form of hypnotic therapy, where the subject is led into a "parallel world" where Trump never became President.
