Backstop agreement with Santa in jeopardy

Amid frantic efforts to clarify Irish border issues post-Brexit, the government has clean forgotten to forge a deal with Santa Claus. His route famously takes him across the Irish Sea and, more significantly, straight through the Irish border at Rosl...

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Airports To Use Their Own Drones To Attack Enemy Drones

Funny story: Airports To Use Their Own Drones To Attack Enemy Drones

Officials at Gatwick airport have welcomed a decision by the UK Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) to employ a squadron of drones at airports to combat drones being irresponsibly flown by members of the public. Gatwick was closed recently due to the a...

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You Know You're Old When ---

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD, AND MAYBE AN OLD SOUTHERN CALIFORNIAN... When none of the names on the senior golf tour are familiar If you can remember using a fountain pen When a successful morning is a satisfactory bowel movement If you remember riding on the running board of your Dad's car If you recall smudge falling on laundry hanging on the clothes line When you come across blue c...

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Pocahontas Visits Pocahontas

Funny story: Pocahontas Visits Pocahontas

BILLINGSGATE POST: if you ever visit Princess Park in Pocahontas, Iowa, you must check out the 25' tall Pocahontas statue, her custom-built teepee and a historic log cabin. While there, check out the historic Pocahontas Court House. Be sure to stop...

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"Grain Brain" Doctor Advocates for Lyric Change to Classic Patriotic Hymn

Funny story: "Grain Brain" Doctor Advocates for Lyric Change to Classic Patriotic Hymn

"Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain," is a line that has made the hearts of countless Americans swell with patriotic pride, but David Perlmutter, M.D., whose book Grain Brain instructs people to eliminate all grains from their...

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Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping People In The Chops

Funny story: Stabbing Now More Popular Than Slapping People In The Chops

A study on knife crime based in London, has concluded that stabbing is now more popular than harmlessly slapping someone in the chops. Stabbing, which used to be seen as a 'last resort', has made giant leaps and bounds in the recent past, and is n...

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Suggestions Pour In For the Wall

Funny story: Suggestions Pour In For the Wall

Many Americans have helpfully provided hints and suggestions on building President Trump's wall. The Meldrum Brothers Nursery and Landscaping Co. feel that a wall of shrubbery would be very effective in deterring illegal immigrants. Banksy and...

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Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Funny story: Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Sociologists who examine cult phenomena have noticed similarities between the techniques of the Trump administration, the Republican Party, and Fox News: 1. They all illogically follow a leader who tells obvious falsehoods and is a blatant narcissicist and misogynist. 2. They both push books, supposedly instructive, that are loaded with bullshit. 3. The Trump administration and the "Chur...

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