Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor

Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 15 January 2019

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Cosby smoking a 'long one'

Bill Cosby, the former comedian who is currently serving a prison sentence for sex offences, is in trouble with the authorities again, after providing a stool sample that was 'less than clean'.

Cosby, 81, was required to give the sample in accordance with the jail's strict anti-drug and alcohol policy, which states that random tests may be carried out at the discretion of the Warden. Cosby had been acting strangely.

According to rumors from the jail, Cosby's sample contained traces of
something that would disgust many people, and put the fear of God into others. It's not entirely clear how this substance got into Cosby's bowel, but the prison management have their suspicions, and are, today, conducting a cell search.

Mr Cosby's life is not in danger. At least, not from what was discovered in his faeces.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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