Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 26 June 2018

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It's even worse than the time that Eric locked himself in the golf cart with the windows all closed and he couldn't get out.

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump's sitter lost track of him for a few minutes and found him passed out on the floor after sticking a fork in the electrical outlet. When he woke up, his speaking was odder than usual. Trump was ordered by Melania to call a doctor. So Trump called Ben Carson.

Trump spoke: "Hello, Ben? I'm sorry to bother you but I need you to come down here and bring your doctor bag. Eric was shocked and his behaviour is very strange."

"How can you tell? He's always acted strange around me." said Dr. Carson.

"He's starting to act a lot like you" admitted Trump.

"I don't understand," said Carson.

"Exactly," said Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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