Inspiration strikes at the most unlikely of places and times. According to administration officials, President Trump was so irate when he learned a special place in hell had been designated for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that he immediately ordered the Trump Organization to begin development of “a very, very special place in hell” to be emblazoned with the Trump name. And so Trump Hades was born. Finally, a place in hell befitting the great man himself.
Of course, the Trump team immediately began reaching out to their Russian contacts in the underworld. Apparently, Joseph Stalin is on board trying to arrange a meeting with the Prince of Darkness himself.
Reportedly, Trump Hades would include a luxury hotel where you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave, a spa replete with saunas and sulfur pits, a lake of fire, and an 18 hole championship golf course Golf Magazine calls the 18 Circles of Hell.
All of this is contingent on securing financing which could come in the form of a partnership with Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner who is said to be negotiating a sale of his 666 Fifth Ave. property in New York.
