Amber Amphibians! Frogs destroy evolution fairytale. Again.

Written by Gary Potter

Friday, 15 June 2018

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Amber, the evolution frog* Note teeth and human eyes are artistic license, like all evolution cartoons.

The daily onslaught against the myth of evolution has taken another crushing blow.

Tiny frogs have been discovered in amber, looking very much like modern day frogs. The only snag is, that these ancient amber amphibians are claimed to be 99 million years old!

Evolution crackpot Rickie Dawkins had this to say about the 'anomily'. "It's exactly as one would expect, and this in no-way undermines the mythology of evolution. Evolution is true-buy my book, evolution is true-buy my book" he mumbled.

Asking a genuine scientist about this howler, he/she said "It is of course another nail in a coffin, that is more nails than coffin. They could find a Ford Anglia encased in amber, and would insist that it is exactly how evolution would predict. Whilst genuine scientists are looking for cures for diseases, these loons are twisting clear and obvious observations and trying to force them into a theoretical model, which defies science itself. Love Island is more believable."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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