Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 26 June 2018

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The Democrats are trying to secure the Red Hen logo for their next race.

Restaurants called "Red Hen," were at first riding a wave of hate from conservatives protesting the owner of a Red Hen restaurant ordering Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders to leave. And not because he was afraid there wasn't enough food in the restaurant to feed her.

Sanders was asked to leave because of her working for Trump. The restaurant owner knew it would be hard for customers to digest their food while Sarah was there, worrying that Trump might be coming in too.

After liberals found out conservatives were attacking the place, the liberals started coming to the Red Hen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The conservatives were unable to attack the restaurant any further due to the long lines that now gathered at the restaurant every day. The Huckabee Huckelberrys are a favorite of the clientele.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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