Neanderthal Man Pissed In His Own Privet

Funny story: Neanderthal Man Pissed In His Own Privet

A couple who went to view a council house in the West Midlands were astonished when the next-door-neighbor emerged from his own home, looked the newcomers up and down, unzipped the fly in his jeans, and urinated in his privet. The incident took pl...

Read full story View 'Neanderthal Man Pissed In His Own Privet'

Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man

Funny story: Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man

Renowned Lothario Peter Stringfellow has died after having his penis severed by an intruder to the Playboy mansion in the early hours of this morning. The intruder claims he wandered in whilst "looking for a toilet" and mistook the ageing self-pr...

Read full story View 'Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man'

Delhi Bellies at the Nutters Beach Club! Day twelve / dia doce / दिन बारह din baarah!

Funny story: Delhi Bellies at the Nutters Beach Club! Day twelve / dia doce / दिन बारह din baarah!

We had a STIRRING evening at the club last night, DELHI BELLIES appeared, and that wasn't even caused by the food old WAN-KIN-DIK served up, although there was a queue outside the bog, ladies and gents. Jaggedone, did warn him about that hot and spicy Indian veggie curry made with Chinese 'lice' (my Cantonese is just a slip of the tongue) though! No! We had special guests from Delhi who flashed...

Read full story View 'Delhi Bellies at the Nutters Beach Club! Day twelve / dia doce / दिन बारह din baarah!'

President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet

Funny story: President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet

Washington - President Trump indicated in two tweets that he will pardon James Inhofe, the current senator from Oklahoma, in the next few days. "Jim Inhofe is a great senator who has been horribly treated by Obama, Hillary and the Dems since he wa...

Read full story View 'President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet'

Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin

Funny story: Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin

The White House. 24 minutes ago. Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders called reporters to the Briefing Room a short time ago to announce that President Donald J. Trump had issued another celebrity-championed posthumous pardon. Today's recipient was...

Read full story View 'Trump Pardons Lincoln Assassin'

Man Tried To Stifle Fart

Funny story: Man Tried To Stifle Fart

'Embarrassment' was hardly the word to use for one man in Battambang this morning, after he tried to stifle a fart that his instinct told him, was likely to have a major impact in his classroom. Moys Kenwood, 54, attempted to subdue the pump he kn...

Read full story View 'Man Tried To Stifle Fart'
« May 2018 June 2018  
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
6
2nd
8
3rd
7
4th
8
5th
7
6th
8
7th
6
8th
6
9th
7
10th
9
11th
9
12th
12
13th
6
14th
7
15th
10
16th
10
17th
4
18th
11
19th
10
20th
9
21st
7
22nd
0
23rd
0
24th
0
25th
0
26th
0
27th
0
28th
0
29th
0
30th
0
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!



Go to top
86 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more