Written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 28 June 2018

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"Thanks, suckers!"

Everyone should realize by now: Donald J.Trump is a fake president.

Four US security agencies have already agreed that Russia had its thumb on the election scale using fake news and hacking into the DNC computers. There was also voter suppression in many precincts, and questions remain about the number of votes switched on election night.

Despite all of these illegal measures taken by Trump supporters, Hillary Clinton still managed to win the popular vote and is the valid and legitimate president of the United States.

Trump is as inept a president as he would be attempting to land an F16 on an aircraft carrier, at night, during a storm, in a war zone. Just as Trump could never manage to land that plane, the guy can’t handle the job of president of the United States. And he knows it. And he fakes it using juvenile tweets and names attempting to intimidate his critics.

He may infest the White House, fly around on Air Force One, attend conferences, proudly sign his name on pointless pieces of paper, welcome White House guests, but he remains a joke. A joke from the ridiculous hairdo that tops his head, to his failure to know the proper use of here and hear. Presumedly, even Archie Bunker knew the difference.

Now, the fake president is separating innocent children from their parents at the Mexican border, holding them hostage, until Congress appropriates millions to build his hideous Mexican wall. Still, like the schoolyard bully stealing lunch money, he's abusing children to make his wall.

His supporters claim he’s strong. He’ll push back harder if criticized. He’s tough.

Tough men don’t claim bone spurs to avoid the draft.

Tough doesn’t walk out on the mother of three children for a girlfriend. Tough doesn’t walk out on wife number two for another girlfriend. Tough doesn’t skip out on wife number three a month after she has his child to have sex with a pickup. Trump isn’t tough. That's feckless scum-bag behavior.

Tough men don’t hold babies hostage.

Trump is the fake president Putin gave to the United States.

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