The scene from the Oval Office of President Donald Trump dry humping the American flag after the Supreme Court decision on his Muslim travel ban is dominating the news today according to all of the major news outlets. "in both the USA and oversea," according to the Associated Press.
The White House briefing room was buzzing this morning as press secretary Sara Huckabee Sanders took the podium. According to various sources, most of the waiting journalists with the exception of Fox News, were quietly gleeful waiting to put Sanders on the "hot seat." She seemed quite self composed as she surprisingly called on the New York Times reporter first.
"WELL Sara," said the smug rep from the Times, "everyone in the world has seen it! Is the White House going to deny that the event EVER took place!"
Sanders smiled confidently and replied, "Au contraire, if you are speaking of this Presidents love for our country and it's people, he is proud of his love and devotion to the things he knows best! This president just happens to be a touchy feely kind of guy who expresses his inner most thoughts! Next question?"
As the press room grew suddenly quiet, most of the journalists picked up their materials and left the room. Many were choking back tears.
In related news, an anonymous WH source has told the AP that the 2020 Trump campaign is planning a TV commercial featuring "Trump & the Hump" at the GOP nominating convention. According to the source, a survey of Trump supporters showed they were "wildly supportive" of Trump's "gland-standing approach to our country's problems!"
