Philip May reveals sitcom-like lifestyle
Philip May, first husband of the UK, has revealed details about his life in 10 Downing Street to men's lifestyle magazine Jockstrap. In the interview, he describes his life being married to Theresa May as "like being a hapless accident-prone characte...Read full story
Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?
Tel Aviv IL: Pharmer Pharmaceuticals is drawing criticism over an alleged breakthrough psychiatric drug which is touted as a first in it's class. There are currently 3 groups of medications used for epilepsy, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia. Amon...Read full story
Trump & Kim: Bromance in Singapore!
As the world held it's breathe and an anxious press corps stood by, President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un faced each other for the first time this morning in Singapore. "They were close enough to touch" according to press reports. Evidently, acco...Read full story
Hunger can lead to anger, but compounded if wife doesn't bring me a goddamn beer.
HARFOLD, Vt. - We've all been "hangry," that grumpy disposition when we get home late and haven't had a meal. God forbid you've missed an entire meal. But the female cafeteria staff at Harfold State College in Harfold, Vermont, have determined tha...Read full story
Mayhem at Women's Vote Celebration March as Spoof Reporter is Arrested
"We need an Equality and Diversity Editor" said the Head of News as he stumbled drunkenly into the office. "Paxton, you're the only white Anglo-Saxon male here, so you'll do." Those fateful words led me to attend a women's march through London to...Read full story
Schoolgirls Riding Motorbike Were Doing Homework!
We've all been late for something in our lives - school, work, an interview, the start of a movie, a first date, or the bus - and there are various ways of dealing with these, but two schoolgirls were obviously late with their revision homework this...Read full story
Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice
Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...Read full story
Dia dieciséis, Sweet sixteen, sour grapes!
Last night's entertainment was top draw and would have brought the comedian' s mecca, Apollo's (not the rocket) roof down as pirate poet laureate, Sir Francis Charlton, with his deaf, dumb and blind parrot, not a drake, perched on his shoulder, unleashed himself into a wannabe Limerick written by the real poet laureate, Jaggedone, called, "Dump Trump" and just for those who were not there, here it...Read full story
Born To Spoof New Beginnings: Ch 2 Below The Underground
The Ubeo driver looked at the stunning red head and nodded, she then pistol whipped him and dumped him on the ground. "Get in," she said without looking at me. I sat in the little Fiat next to her studying the face I had not seen in 7 years, the face I thought was gone from my life for good. "Where did you come from? How did you find me?" She started the car, took a long draw on her cigerett...Read full story