A Requiem For Muttley

Funny story: A Requiem For Muttley

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story will make dog lovers cry. Those old enough might remember the movie classic, "Lassie Come Home," which starred then youngsters, Roddy McDowall and Elizabeth Taylor and Lassie. It was a tear jerker story about a poor bo...

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It's My Party

Funny story: It's My Party

With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...

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Dia diecineuve / dag negentien / There are more important tournaments than the one in Russia, and we have it on our Nutters Beach!!

Funny story: Dia diecineuve / dag negentien / There are more important tournaments than the one in Russia, and we have it on our Nutters Beach!!

Saudi Princes, Putin, and an ageing Boyband singer, AAAAGH! Well ladies and gents on great demand we have the tournament to end all tournaments, and we don't need ISIS Arabs, corrupt Africans or Kim Jong's permission! We have all exclusive perennial, big-time global losers here, and the only Russian winner present, is 'blow job' Gold Medal Winner, Volga Olga! Yes the Dutch, Scottish, Welsh,...

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Designer Garbo Calls Anne Hathaway "Ugly"

Funny story: Designer Garbo Calls Anne Hathaway "Ugly"

Proctor & Garbo designer Marlo Garbo yells out on Instagram that Anne Hathaway is ugly and looks like a witch, invoking the wrath of the Down Syndrome organization. As first reported by the Instagram account Cosmetic Surgery, Garbo commented o...

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Einstein's travel diaries reveal physicist's racism?

Funny story: Einstein's travel diaries reveal physicist's racism?

Albert Einstein's diaries express a constructive criticism molded by a competitive European culture notorious for understanding. The diaries follow his travels in Asia and the Middle East from October 1922 to March 1923. In his writings he calls t...

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1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

Funny story: 1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...

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How to Write the Perfect Resume

STEP #1) COMPOSE A COVER LETTER THAT DISPLAYS YOUR INTEREST IN THE POSITION AS WELL AS YOUR PROFESSIONALISM. (Also, do not forget to show all due respect to the Management Office that does the hiring.) Dear Fuckers, I was wiping my ass with a piece of newspaper last night, and I saw that your company currently has a position available for a “Certified Technical Programming Assistant Engine...

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