Senator Mitch McConnell: I have a Vagina and Can Empathize with Women on Healthcare

Written by JinoLeFeeto

Friday, 29 June 2018


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McConnell claims to have empathy with Women's health issues.

The U.S. Senate has once again turned its attention to healthcare as concern over what a new conservative balance on the Supreme Court will mean. Many are concerned that a long list of pre-existing conditions will no longer be included in healthcare reform and a conservative Supreme Court could uphold such a new law.

However Senator Glitch McConnell claimed that he has a great deal of empathy for people especially the concerns of women. "I have a vagina," stated the Senator from Kentucky, "I understand women's reproductive rights and special healthcare needs."

Bemused journalists drilled down on the Senator, who seemed to turn red as he realized what he had exposed. "Err what I mean is that people, women in my family have vaginas errr, the women people in my family have vaginas.The people have nothing to worry about nobody from the White House is going to grab their pussy errrr cats, I mean cats err vaginas!!"

The Senator then pointed in no particular direction and yelled, "Look ELVIS!!!"

All eyes turned away from the Senator and he fled into the bowels of the Senate Chambers.

FOX later spun that the Senator wasn't actually claiming to have empathy with women, but that he had once seen a vagina when he was born and felt empathy with his mother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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