With apologies to Leslie Gore
It's my party and I'll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You would lie too if it happened to you!
Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone
But Rudy came just in time.
Why won’t he shut the fuck up
When he's supposed to be mine?
It's my party and I'll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You would lie too if your wife had no clue!
Don’t show my taxes I’ve nothing to hide,
Just leave me alone for a while.
While Mueller’s dancing with me
I've got no reason to smile.
It's my party and I'll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You would lie too if it happened to you!
Rudy and Christi just walked through that door
Like a fat queen with her king.
Oh what a melee today
When Mueller makes his next sting!
It's my party and I'll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You would lie too if it happened to you
