Trump Finally Releases Enneagram Results

Funny story written by Chrissy Benson

Tuesday, 19 June 2018

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Are you the same Enneagram type as Donald Trump? Find out by taking the Enneagram test online!

After much controversy and criticism over his unprecedented refusal to disclose certain sensitive personal and financial information, President Donald Trump finally released his Enneagram personality test results. Trump is an Enneagram Type Eight, a type referred to as “The Challenger.” While Eights are known for being self-confident, strong, and assertive, they can also be egocentric and domineering.

Dismissing those who questioned his reluctance to be transparent about sensitive matters, Trump touted his disclosure of his Enneagram results as evidence that he's got nothing to hide.

“I don't really know what all the fuss was about," he stated. "All the information anyone needs to know is right there, in that test. Eight, baby – Challenger all the way!”

Trump added that he would urge anyone interested in exploring his or her own inner nature to complete a free Enneagram assessment online.

"I found it worthwhile," he said. "I'm a big fan of personal growth."

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