Bill Cosby, convicted rapist out-on-bail on house arrest waiting to be sentenced, requested that he spend his sentence touring prisons and punishing felons.
"I know it would punish me further if I had to listen to Bill Cosby jabber on about how he started off as a child and asking "Why is there air" and it would totally set me on the path of rehabilitation just to prevent me from having to listen to him again" said a prison warden.
"However, Cosby's plan to sing his disco songs and his Hooray for the Salvation Army Band would be considered "cruel and unusual."
