Written by Al N.

Monday, 25 June 2018

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Cosby has also requested to be able to tour juvenile halls.

Bill Cosby, convicted rapist out-on-bail on house arrest waiting to be sentenced, requested that he spend his sentence touring prisons and punishing felons.

"I know it would punish me further if I had to listen to Bill Cosby jabber on about how he started off as a child and asking "Why is there air" and it would totally set me on the path of rehabilitation just to prevent me from having to listen to him again" said a prison warden.

"However, Cosby's plan to sing his disco songs and his Hooray for the Salvation Army Band would be considered "cruel and unusual."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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