Written by Al N.

Saturday, 9 June 2018

image for Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick
When asked if he researched who to pardon, Trump indicates how many hours of TV research he does every day.

Mir-A-Lago, FL Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders strongly hinted that the next person that Trump would pardon would be the mayor that Detroit had right before declaring bankruptcy, Kwame Kilpatrick.

"President Trump feels there are a lot of African-Americans in Detroit that don't like him because that's the only part of Michigan he didn't carry. So to keep them down he is going to release Kwame Kilpatrick, who has 24 years left on his sentence for extortion and a number of other offenses. President Trump thinks it'll keep their hands full keeping Kwame out of trouble" said Sanders.

Trump also plans to pardon Lizzie Borden, L.Ron Hubbard, and his sons Don Jr. and Eric Trump. "Because they are going to need it soon, I'm sure" said Trump.

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