Written by carina-eta

Saturday, 23 June 2018

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The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Warwick Davies has confessed that he absolutely loves the Lake District and was delighted to have the chance to enjoy it with adventurer Bear Grylls.

Bear Grylls, however, took a different view. "Not that bl**dy dwarf", he is rumoured to have said. "If he so much as looks like he's going to fall off a cliff I'll wet myself laughing."

Despite his misgivings, Bear agreed to do the BBC adventure programme with Warwick.

This involved Bear laughing hysterically as Warwick swung dangling on a rope kicking his legs whilst trying to scale a peak. Later, Bear was seen crying with laughter as Warwick was forced to physically wrestle a stoat off his packed lunch. Eventually the producer was forced to cut filming after Warwick slipped down a badger set and could be heard faintly screaming "he's biting my arse!" below ground as Bear lay above ground convulsed with laughter.

"I wouldn't have missed it for the world", Bear said later.

"I'm proud to represent little people in doing adult activities." said Warwick, with a heavily bandaged backside.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Bears, Rabbits, Dwarfs




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