There were 86 spoof news stories published in January 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

Funny story: Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

It happened when drones (y'know, those flying thingies of all shapes and sizes) read about one of their own that was able to rescue two teenagers from a rough surf in Australia. The drone provided a rescue for the swimmers in trouble by quickly throw...

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Genius Donald Trump to re-film the whole of Star Wars, and playing every role

Funny story: Genius Donald Trump to re-film the whole of Star Wars, and playing every role

'If you strike me down, I will become more humble than you could ever imagine'. 'These aren't the presidential traits you are looking for' Donald Trump is to spend billions on re-filming all of the Star Wars Films, and playing all of the roles.

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Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Seems that last year, Newsweek magazine published an essay by Harvard Professor Lawrence Lessig. You gotta believe Harvard. It ain't Trump University. Professor Lessig speculated, that if Robert Mueller found evidence of Russian interference in a...

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"Hotter than Hell:" Global Warming threatens Satan's High Temperature Leadership

East Hades, Nether World. Exclusive to Spoof News. Official temperature reports for last year indicate an astonishing trend that, if it continues, would result in Death Valley, CA, having a higher temperature on its hottest days than has ever been re...

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Depressed Mould Experiences Back-To-Work Blues

Funny story: Depressed Mould Experiences Back-To-Work Blues

Gary Johnson, a blue and green mould has been depressed for a few days now, after being viciously washed off a mug. The germ form told us 'I had it on easy street, growing on a white mug, with plenty of sour milk in it, I was there for a couple of...

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Health Problem Linked to Recreational Marijuana

Sacramento, CA. With the sale of recreational marijuana now legal in California, that state's health department has warned young adult males that even minimal use of the product may result in an embarrassing but not lethal problem involving male sex...

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Blake Bortles takes bus to New England, Jaguars don't trust him through the air

There is breaking news in the world of professional sports transportation. According to NFL analyst Adam Schefter, Jacksonville Jaguars Quarterback Blake Bortles will be not be traveling with the team on their flight to New England. Instead he will b...

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Super quantum computer now available to the public

Funny story: Super quantum computer now available to the public

Cambridge MA - MIT scientist Jean Hiver held a press conference today under the Great Dome of MIT to announce to the world a modular quantum computer easily expandable to n qubits as n approaches infinity. Unlike previous inorganic architectural a...

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First white soft drink set to be unveiled

Funny story: First white soft drink set to be unveiled

The Stormer Beverage Corporation is set to unveil a new soft drink within the next few months. The beverage is called Liquid White, and is the world's first white carbonated cola beverage. "For years, soft drinks have been similar in hue to minori...

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Kyrie Irving's new found wisdom helps change Celtics culture

Mr. Irving, a devout Flat-Earther, has at the ripe age of 25, taken upon himself the momentous task of changing the culture of the Celtics organization. "No longer are the Celtic's going to be associated with combating racism like under Bill Russ...

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First Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

Funny story: First Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

First Tentacle Bank of Planet Purplonia is getting ready to bring their business to Earth. New television ads for the bank proclaim, "At First Tentacle, we offer loans at 2% APR, savings at 16% interest. How does that grab you?" Financial experts...

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Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

Funny story: Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...

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Kim Jong-Un Admits Yearning for Ivanka Trump, Correspondence Discovered

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Admits Yearning for Ivanka Trump, Correspondence Discovered

Pyongyang by way of Trump Tower. It may be just a matter of time. So far, however, stranger things have yet to happen in 2018. It could also be the most intriguing yet stillborn Romeo and Juliet relationship of the Twenty-first Century. Muelle...

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Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Funny story: Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...

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Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Funny story: Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...

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Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Funny story: Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Watching the Australian tennis final at 3:00 AM is easy if Roger Federer is playing. Only, he doesn't play. This is a fast speed chess game, using a tennis racket and a ball. He seldom fist pumps, never cry's to his coaching box for help, certainly d...

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UK supermarkets ban energy drinks because they give "Hoodie Hooligans" too much energy!

Funny story: UK supermarkets ban energy drinks because they give "Hoodie Hooligans" too much energy!

Hoodies, hooligans, and other juvenile reprobates are being deprived of their favorite "adrenaline kick-starter" (in the goolies mostly) because some supermarkets in the UK believe they have too much wasteful energy! So, instead of selling under...

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Trump Cozies Up to Kim Jong-Un After He Hears About His Pleasure Squads

Funny story: Trump Cozies Up to Kim Jong-Un After He Hears About His Pleasure Squads

Maralago, Florida Donald Trump was recently caught using improper funds to provide payments to a porn star he had relations with. And since then, since he has had no repercussions, he has been very open about asking about strange sex. Trump has...

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Donald Trump told to stop licking the Cactus

Funny story: Donald Trump told to stop licking the Cactus

A White House aide has revealed that Donald Trump has to be repeatedly told to stop licking a Cactus in the White House. The Cactus, which is a large green one in the Oval Office, and was a gift from Barack Obama on his leaving Obama said 'Yes,...

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Horse denies that Donald Trump is a Stable Genius

Funny story: Horse denies that Donald Trump is a Stable Genius

David Smith, a black horse with wonky teeth has denied that Donald Trump is a stable genius. Smith told us, 'Yes, the hay was all over the place, and because of his small hands, and bad back, Donald, or Donnie to his mates couldn't move it. He als...

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Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Funny story: Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!" After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it see...

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Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

Funny story: Saturday Night Live Has Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually our President. In an incredibly organized an...

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Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Funny story: Trump Crippled by Fear Of Sharks

Washington, D.C. - In an 2011 interview, Stormy Daniels, a porn star who at that time claimed to be a former mistress of Donald Trump, described Trump's fear of sharks. Although Trump publicly acknowledges only a "professional" relationship with Dan...

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Trump Thought 'Fire and Fury' Author Was White House Butler

Funny story: Trump Thought 'Fire and Fury' Author Was White House Butler

Miralamo, FL "President" Donald Trump has belatedly admitted to having met Michael Wolff, the man who spent over a year at the White House writing a book and who personally interviewed Trump for over three hours. Donald explained: "I thought I had...

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Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

Funny story: Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person." Covfefe. What exactly...

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Man With Origami Crane Attacks The Pope, Knocking Him Out

Funny story: Man With Origami Crane Attacks The Pope, Knocking Him Out

Duluth Minnesota - An angry Duluth man attacked the pope with an origami crane knocking him out cold on Lake Superior where the Pope was holding an ice skating prayer breakfast. The pope was aware of the man's intent and when he saw him approaching...

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It's Official Now - The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

Funny story: It's Official Now - The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.

The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was originally designed to be a tool of the military for passing along information elect...

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Antifa member in hospital after defacing electrical transformer

Funny story: Antifa member in hospital after defacing electrical transformer

An Antifa member is in the hospital after allegedly attempting to vandalize an electrical transformer. Police still don't know who this activist is, since the activist, who was admitted to the hospital as John Doe refuses to give his name, and becaus...

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Trump IRS Tax Returns Found In Garage Sale Picture Frame

Funny story: Trump IRS Tax Returns Found In Garage Sale Picture Frame

What was first thought to be a reprint of a Margaret Keane 'wide-eye waif' purchased at a Schenectady, New York garage sale turned out to conceal a copy of President Donald Trump's latest federal and state tax returns. A spokesperson for the indiv...

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Anthem Protest turns Violet in Fredericksville, MD

Fredericksville, MD. John G. Wittier [sick] reporting for The Spoof. While National Anthem protests have dwindled as the professional football season nears an end, a demonstration in Fredericksville, Md., on Martin Luther King Day, turned ugly as "...

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Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Funny story: Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Advisors to the President, Ms. Haley among them, have come forward to suggest Mr. Trump settle any lingering doubts on matters related to overall potency in running The Oval Office. The rumor that Mr. Trump has small hands needs putting into persp...

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Nunes secret memo will expose Priory of Sion, Kaepernick and Aliens behind anti-Dotard Buffoon Clown conspiracy

Funny story: Nunes secret memo will expose Priory of Sion, Kaepernick and Aliens behind anti-Dotard Buffoon Clown conspiracy

Finally the Axis of Evil kooky conspiracy fabricator, Looney Nuney has decided to go all out in his religious fervor to protect Dotard Buffoon Clown from his evil past. His informants have found in a highly secretive little known publication calle...

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Elderely spoof writer ponders social media...OR...does anybody REALLY care if you had a nap today?

At 87 years old I am many times bewildered and perplexed by the onslaught of the world of electronics. Yes, I want to be "with it" in this new world of communication and therefore I have taken to it like..."a duck to water" It has given me a entire n...

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Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish

Funny story: Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish

Gary Watson, 3, has philosophised that the behaviour of Donald Trump really goes beyond the pail. Speaking to us, whilst throwing a tantrum on the floor of his local Tesco the erudite expert in human behaviour told us, 'A tantrum is fair enough in...

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President Trump Struck By Lightning While Playing Golf

President Trump is in critical condition at Bethesda Medical Hospital after being struck by lightning at 3:14pm at his Mara Lago Golf Course in Palms Springs Florida today. He was on the 9th hole when a light drizzling rain began to fall as the le...

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Clematis Wilt Reunion

Funny story: Clematis Wilt Reunion

The long forgotten prog rock orchestra Clematis Wilt have announced a massive world wide tour for 2018. Daniel Pretension, the band's drummer, and bassist Butch Arpeggio put the group together in 1973, following on the success of Mike Oldfield's T...

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Family with gibberish names cleared by CPS after naming their newborn

Funny story: Family with gibberish names cleared by CPS after naming their newborn

A family is cleared by Child Protective Services after an investigation that was triggered by the name they gave their newborn. Hospital staff felt the name was unnecessarily stigmatizing, if not outright abusive. The father, Gafdkljk Xygadasf, sa...

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Donald Trump Comes Out as a Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-phobic Trans-Republican

Funny story: Donald Trump Comes Out as a Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-phobic Trans-Republican

Washington, D.C.--President Trump announced this week, at a press conference, "My proper pronouns are 'I, I,' and 'I' and 'me, me,' and me,'" and then came out, to the waiting press corps and the world, as a "Cisgender Anti-inclusive Racist-fluid Bi-...

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Vegetarian Cat Swears vengance on his owners

Funny story: Vegetarian Cat Swears vengance on his owners

Vegetarian cat, Tiddles Smith, 3, from Chutney on the Fritz has declared vengance on his owners, Mr and Mrs Smith for feeding him a diet of meat for years. The angry moggy says 'All of those hints I have been dropping, such as eating grass, steali...

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New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

Funny story: New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

At the age of 33, Giselle Watson of New York City was still single, and for the life of her, she couldn't understand why. "Actually, that's not quite true," Giselle admits now with an embarrassed smile, catching herself in her own lie. "I'd let my...

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Trump Not 239lbs?

Following everyone's disbelief, today it was announced that Donald Trump's true body weight two days before his recent physical was 311 pounds. A large amount of fat was sucked, 72 pounds to be exact, out of him just before his actual physical. A...

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Extreme Temperatures Having Adverse Effects on Millions of Americans, could spell the end of economic recovery

Funny story: Extreme Temperatures Having Adverse Effects on Millions of Americans, could spell the end of economic recovery

Upper Midwest, including Minnesota and Wisconsin. Now burrrr-ied under subarctic temperatures reminiscent of the POLAR VORTEX, literally millions of Americans are huddled in their thermal skivvies and parkas, shivering like nervous Chihuahuas. As...

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England Head Coach Shocker

For the last few years women's football has been on an upward trajectory with record attendances at world cups, the Dutch side winning the European championships playing some excellent football and the standard of goal keeping improving to the point...

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New feminist org petitions PBS to cease showing mating dance of hummingbirds!

A new feminist organization made up of members 0f the previous "Just Say NO" and "Abstinence Only" orgs has petitioned PBS to cease showing mating dances of hummingbirds and other mating rituals of animals. "There is NOTHING beautiful about these dis...

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Paul Ryan: "To Save Social Security, Shorten the Life Span"

Washington, D. C. In a remarkable reversal of his position, House Speaker Paul Ryan today announced that the way to save the social security system is to shorten the life span of working Americans so that fewer of them retire to collect retirement be...

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Trump.com™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona

Funny story: Trump.com™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona

The Very Whitehouse has released an statement confirming that S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona will have all immigration cancelled. They said this was to stem the evil brown tide that is destroying the lifestyles of rich whi...

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Trump claims to be descendant of Zeus

"We are brothers", claimed Donald Trump, "and I plan to visit Greece this year to see where my family is buried. That's in Europe, right?" Zeus, the ancient god for sky and thunder in Greek religion was, by all accounts, pretty powerful. According...

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Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Funny story: Man who spent £200,000 on a rare rolex realises he would have preferred a house

Idiot Wayne Badger from Stow on the Wold instantly regretted spending more than £200,000 on a very rare Rolex watch, as he realised he would not be able to live in it. Teresa Badger, the idiots long suffering wife said 'Honestly, my Wayne, much a...

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The Angry Little Snowflake

Funny story: The Angry Little Snowflake

For the angry little snowflake in the White House, and all the angry little snowflakes who still support him. The angry little snowflake Sits and tweets his day away. He'll tell you he's no milkshake, His lack of taste on full display. The angry little snowflake Takes no crap from enemies. He gives as good as he can take, Between his infidelities. The angry little snowflake Curse...

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Private Physician Comes Clean about Trump's Physical Exam

Funny story: Private Physician Comes Clean about Trump's Physical Exam

UPDATED - Manhattan. In 2015, Dr. Harold Bornstein, Trump's doctor of 25 years, claimed that "if elected, Mr. Trump will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency." In a follow-up interview, he qualified his position. If "he...

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Donald Trump tweets, again

Funny story: Donald Trump tweets, again

In American news, US President Donald Trump has replied to more than a million of his followers with the deeply cynical 'My Dad is bigger than your Dad' the favourite taunt of any scrawny seven year old in the playground. The thing is, Donald Trum...

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Worboys Worries

We at Back and to the Left news aren't qualified to do a number of jobs. Brain surgeon, structural engineer, milkman or professional sportsmen are all occupations that are well beyond us. However it seems that being a member of the UK justice systems...

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Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

Funny story: Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

The US Bureau of Flying Saucers has announced that flying saucers do exist and that they have made contact with extraterrestrial life. The announcement was made shortly after President Trump threatened to terminate their existence because they weren...

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Man breaks new year's resolution

Funny story: Man breaks new year's resolution

Donald Smith of Basingstoke has broken his only new year's resolution in only one day. The Office worker claimed that he wanted to get fit, and joined a gym, paying more than £1,500 for the year's membership, but the chap told us that it is now 17...

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Jeremy Hunt spends weekend waiting in a corridor

Funny story: Jeremy Hunt spends weekend waiting in a corridor

Former Health, Education, Water-parks, Traffic Control and Stationary Secretary Jeremy Hunt has spent the weekend waiting in a corridor for news of his next appointment, Deputy Prime Minister and keeper of the Parliamentary pornography. Waiting fo...

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Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Funny story: Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...

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2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

Funny story: 2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel

Snap election, Britain votes New £1 coins, new £10 notes Robert Mugabe finally goes Mount Agung in Bali blows RyanAir, staff trouble Syria reduced to rubble Fats Domino, Chuck Berry Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury Fake news, tweets, sacking Torie...

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I am Trump's Mistress

Melania, I never meant for this to happen, but I confess to you now, you deserve to know the truth. I am Donald's mistress. I'm so sorry. Like you, I saw the opportunity and I took it. I regret this now, but Donald won't let us stop. I wish I could tell you my name. I hope there aren't some hicks out there who could figure it out. You may want to get out in the nick of time, just hai...

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How to Deprogram A Trump Follower

Funny story: How to Deprogram A Trump Follower

Current event followers of U.S. news realize that no matter what President Donald Trump does, there is a core following of Trumps that will justify whatever he does. For instance, evangelical ministers excuse his infedelities. What causes this blindness to the truth? Experts are saying that it is akin to a cult following. For instance, what are the signs of cult worship? The first one is us...

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Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Funny story: Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Palm Beach, FL--At his Mar-a-Lago Resort Donald Trump was awarded the Stable Genius Award, by its former recipient, Sarah Palin, at a ceremony attended by hundreds of Trump supporters who were there, purportedly, to Make America Smart Again. On re...

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Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Funny story: Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Two north pole magnets are suing because they really love each other and are being forcibly separated. According to their attorney, Dave Smith, they should have the right to express their attraction to one another and not be forced to keep it hidden.

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My Obit - if you want something done well...

I am really very uncomfortable with the idea that some hack at the Huffington Post or the local newspaper, or worse, some well-meaning friend, or an angry relative whom I left out of my will, will have the chore, or as the case may be, the joy of writing my obituary. As the saying goes, "if you want something done well, do it yourself." And after all, once your obit is done, it can't be undone...

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Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

Funny story: Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

The normally efficient German tourist trade has lost the 'Battle of the Pool', and have been forced back to the beaches because Brit tourist companies have secured the "Front-line" by reserving sun- lounges for their lobster-looking punters! Germa...

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Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Funny story: Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Washington DC. The Republican Party have announced their policies for the coming year, and most of them are the same as ever - cut taxes, cut spending, give money to the rich. However, one new policy has raised eyebrows. It is based on recent...

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Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

Funny story: Crypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money

London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...

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Big Bad Wolff At The White House

Funny story: Big Bad Wolff At The White House

While the big bad Wolff is at the White House blowing it down with his Fire and Fury book, Special Counselor Robert Mueller III, and the moving vans, are similarly, getting closer and closer, inching there way up the back driveway, to removing Donald...

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Hollywood Hoax

TV icon Paul Hollywood has sensationally quit Twitter after a huge storm over buying fake followers. Paul, whose sex offender beard has captured the hearts of a nation, had accrued over 600k followers on the site. All eager to hear his advice or...

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The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges

Funny story: The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges

We live in a world where we always look for the big break, the big show, and the big crowds. Now let me say that bigness isn't wrong, bigness is great. But the amazing thing about life is that big things generally start from small things. Never despise the day of a small beginning. Your life was created from a very small cell. It's amazing to think that an atom can destroy a whole nation, that a l...

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Charles Dance to read the audio book of Fire and Fury

Funny story: Charles Dance to read the audio book of Fire and Fury

Charismatic British actor Charles Dance has signed a multi million pound contract to narrate the Donald Trump tell all Fire and Fury. The star of any film which requires a charming cad, a charming villian, a charming misunderstood loner, or a char...

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UK supermarket's latest sales hit! World's most venomous spider wrapped in bananas!

Funny story: UK supermarket's latest sales hit! World's most venomous spider wrapped in bananas!

To boost flagging sales in their supermarkets, clever marketing gurus have introduced a "wicked" way to get the public to enter their stores instead of their competitors; they are importing the world's most deadly, venomous spider! Wrapped in bun...

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Frozen black pudding saves lives! Vegans are horrified!

Funny story: Frozen black pudding saves lives! Vegans are horrified!

A UK butcher stuck in his freezer after a wicked draught blew through his shop and slammed the freezer door shut, used the only thing possible to save his life; frozen Black Pudding! Yes! Life-saving bloody black puddings are now being installed i...

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Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Funny story: Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'. The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands g...

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UK minister says the hardest part of Brexit negotiations is "not mentioning the war"

Funny story: UK minister says the hardest part of Brexit negotiations is "not mentioning the war"

David Davis, the Brexit minister, has given a frank and open interview to journalist Frank Open, and revealed some details about the process of extricating the UK from the EU. "It's very difficult," said Davis. "Barnier [chief negotiator for the E...

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Northern England to be left to decay into wild forest

Funny story: Northern England to be left to decay into wild forest

The UK government has announced a bold new plan for the North of England. Instead of adapting to a post-industrial world, it is to be abandoned and left for weeds and trees to come back. Prime Minister Theresa May explained the decision at a press...

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The Jeremy Hunt Conundrum

Funny story: The Jeremy Hunt Conundrum

Have you worked for the same company for more time than you care to think about? Have you been moved from one department to another? Do you know your skill set? Do you have skills? Are you universally loathed for who you are and what you do? If...

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Prince Harry Pranks Donald Trump

Funny story: Prince Harry Pranks Donald Trump

Kensington Palace, London Prince Harry called President Trump over the secret, red phone diplomatic line and convinced Trump that he was North Korea's Kim Jong-Un and that he could see everything Trump was doing. "Hello Donnie! This is your old pa...

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Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!

Funny story: Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!

A bungled attempt to lift £3.5 million pounds worth of jewelry from the Ritz Hotel in Paris has been folied by the one and only, Inspector Closeau, and his piss-artist assistant, The Pink Panther! Thieves smashed open glass cabinets with sledge ha...

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NHS to be outsourced

Sainsbury's and Tesco are the big winners of an invitation to tender organized by the NHS to cut costs and outsource specific services. Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Health, welcomed the news, calling it a 'milestone' in the history of healt...

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Robotic Dog Takes Crofting To New Heights On Fetlar

Funny story: Robotic Dog Takes Crofting To New Heights On Fetlar

Following the news on the technological advances in the northern isles of the UK, it has come to the attention of the Shetters news team that a band of dedicated crofters on the island of Fetlar in the Shetland Islands are replacing the traditional c...

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Boris Johnson's speech to the EU in full

Funny story: Boris Johnson's speech to the EU in full

Today in Brussels, Boris Johnson made a long-awaited speech to the EU, setting out the terms of Brexit as he sees them. Here is the full unabridged text of his speech. "Good afterlunch, my fellow Euro-chumps and bureaucratinators. It has been eigh...

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Boris and the Mail

Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, has blasted Virgin Railways for banning the Daily Mail. Or as we at Back and to the Left news refer to it as "A Rag for people who love racism to have a wank over". Boris, who looked like he'd been drinking but he a...

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Food Banks Poverty Wank

Conservative MP, Tobias Strom, today blasted the use of food banks up and down the country. Talking to forty other like minded cock ends he said: There is a growing epidemic in this country and I'm not talking about poor people! This got the ex...

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NHS Crisis

Please note that we at Back and to the Left news hate writing about the Tory party. As we type about them our fingers bleed and we can hear the scratching of demons pushing though the thin veil of reality that surrounds our office. We'll get back to...

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Donald Trump Weighing up Pantomime offers

Funny story: Donald Trump Weighing up Pantomime offers

Following the explosive publication of Fire and Fury, Donald Trump is now in talks to star in Pantomime in largely out of the way provincial theatres. Places such as Whitby, Rhyll, Brighton and Walsall are in talks for the bewigged, small handed P...

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Millionaires given yet more trophies

This is a world where people get paid a lot of money to learn the words that other people write, wear the expensive clothes that other people design, and win awards that other people make, and a few thousand other people vote for. Yes, that's right, it is Awards season,again. With the Oscars, The National Television Awards, and Donald Trump's two new awards - The Fake News Awards and The Empty...

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Book reveals Trump's abnormal presidential lifestyle

Funny story: Book reveals Trump's abnormal presidential lifestyle

It is the book the President did not want to have released. "Trump: What a fucking moron!" is available in bookshops and in word-form on the internet this week. It was written by a White House insider and dishes the dirt on all of the orange haired l...

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