™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona

Funny story written by Gringo Lobos

Saturday, 13 January 2018

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All other countries apart from New York have been placed on the S&%#hole country immigration ban list

The Very Whitehouse has released an statement confirming that S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona will have all immigration cancelled. They said this was to stem the evil brown tide that is destroying the lifestyles of rich white people.

Aides tried in vain to convince™ that California, Texas and Arizona were actually part of the US, but he was unconvinced claiming that how could a country like Texas that is so close to Mexico be American? When it came to California he refuted Californians US legitimacy claiming, that how could another country so far from New York and on a completely different ocean be US territory?

Aides tried to convince™ that the US had territories around the world often small islands like Guam. However™ dismissed this, as he rightly claimed that he had nuked Guam and thus their logic was flawed and because he is the smartest person in the whole world he must be right. Aides were unable to argue with this eminently logical position as they are in fact just a stupid as him though in their defense they are much more cowardly than™.

This has been roundly condemned by countries around the world but the Very Whitehouse has said they are acting from a very antiquated moral lens of human decency which is totally inappropriate for the modern world and is no more than fake news from the deep state.

This also exposed another flaw in the Very Whitehouse Anti-Immigration Wall. It now appears as though it was to be built on the north border of Texas not the Southern. Thus officially making Texans into Mexicans so that no Presidential Aides have to tell™ he is wrong, as this is bad for their personal career.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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