Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 24 January 2018

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Yeah, I was Goat-Boy....

Have you worked for the same company for more time than you care to think about?

Have you been moved from one department to another? Do you know your skill set? Do you have skills? Are you universally loathed for who you are and what you do?

If you answer yes to all of these questions, then you are your company's very own Jeremy Hunt. For some bizarre reason only known to management, and despite your overwhelming incompetence, you keep being given chance after chance.

Do other people with degrees in a subject you know nothing about raise their eyebrows and fists every-time you open your big gob?
You are your company's Jeremy Hunt.

Do you have a blonde friend who went to a posh university, and says really stupid things? He is your Boris Johnson.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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