Written by Backandtotheleft

Monday, 29 January 2018


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TV icon Paul Hollywood has sensationally quit Twitter after a huge storm over buying fake followers.

Paul, whose sex offender beard has captured the hearts of a nation, had accrued over 600k followers on the site. All eager to hear his advice or general words of wisdom one would expect.

He supposedly bought the followers from a company called Devumi which has denied creating thousands of fake social media profiles to sell to idiots.

Pauls followers took to the site and let out tortured anguished cries that their idol had been taken away from them Tweeting:

@NOTAFAKEFOLLOWER123 said: Can't believe Pauls gone...so sad

@PaulHollywood_is_a_sex_God69 said: Without Paul on Twitter life is meaningless

@Miss_Incognito said: Life is but a frozen pond with no Hollywood warmth to thaw it

And finally

@PaulHollywood4PM said: All hail Putin! Hero of the free world! Destroyer of the unjust!

The good thing is we've never felt the need to expand our social media following due to the fact that were so popular. And deluded

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