Written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 18 January 2018

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"I'm like a smart person."

If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person."

Covfefe.

What exactly did Donald Trump do for a couple of years at Fordham, and another two at Wharton? May we see his attendance records? Where are his grades? He insisted that President Obama produce his birth certificate; then demanded to see Obama's grades from Harvard.

A term paper written by Donald Trump would also be documentary proof one way or the other. Or are all of his term papers, attendance records, and grades being audited?

Judging from his numerous spelling errors on Twitter, Wharton doesn't believe spelling is a necessary requirement for graduation. According to Wharton's most famous graduate, words like heel the nation had a missing A which was substituted by a twin E; council became councel; hereby became hearby, and the biggest failure was unpresidented. It is supposed to be: unprecedented.

Yes, Trump was probably thinking of president, but unpresidented (if there were such a word) would suggest: To be removed from office. Or, maybe impeach-idented was lingering on his mind. Finally, how does one graduate from Wharton School of Business if one doesn't know the difference between principal and principle?

Principle is a very important word in business, unless you hire a hit man, murder every pal, and erase the word from existence. Then call every principal fake news or as the White House is want to say: A non-hamburger.

Google has a list of words Trump has misspelled. The words were quickly deleted and corrected. Did Trump's editor graduate from Harvard?

"Wow, every poll said I won the debate last night. Great honer!"

At least he didn't write Great boner. He got poll right. He could have spelled it pole.

So his spelling skills failed, but is Trump a Wharton graduate or Putin's Donald Two Bricks from Queens?

Maybe he has verbal skills.

"Why do we have to keep bringing people from shithole countries?"

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