This is a world where people get paid a lot of money to learn the words that other people write, wear the expensive clothes that other people design, and win awards that other people make, and a few thousand other people vote for.
Yes, that's right, it is Awards season,again. With the Oscars, The National Television Awards, and Donald Trump's two new awards - The Fake News Awards and The Empty Desk Awards, everyone can win something these days.
Stephen Stephenson's parents won the award for least imaginative name, for the 2nd time, after naming their first son Steven, the nine month old collected his prize of a lifetimes supply of Farley's Rusks from Carol Vorderman.