Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 24 January 2018

image for Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!
No Botox injections or mascara on this beauty! He's even better looking than 'Humpty Trump!'

Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!"

After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it seems that many of the camels got the 'hump' because their faces had been injected with Botox, their long eye-lashes painted black, teeth cleaned with bleach and Colgate, and their hoof nails a brighter shade of red! Such effeminate outings are forbidden during the Arabian pageant as it is mainly male judges who pick the most beautiful camel in Saudi Arabia and they all suffer from homophobia.

The prizes are worth $57 million bucks to those who own the prettiest camels, and a tendency to 'ponce up' their beasts, or give them face-lifts like Cher, is abundant among owners!

Being an Islamic State, and totally homophobic, a transvestite camel would never be allowed to win, so any camel looking a 'bit funny' was banned from the contest with only 'butch' camels allowed to participate!

The winner, a huge, hump-backed male from neighbouring Yemen, who was entered without the judges knowing where the thing came from, scooped millions, and with its owner on its back, scampered off before Saudi jets could destroy the thing. It was last seen sprinting towards the Iranian border where it has been given political asylum and full exposure on Iranian TV. Saudi Arabia really got the hump and declared war on Iran unless they extradite it.

Meanwhile, in Yemen, the owner, has built himself a new multi-million house after his old one was destroyed by the hand that fed his camel!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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