Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here.
Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are hoping to be accepted as non-honkeys by getting a penis darkening.
We interviewed one whitey BLM honkey, Mr. Culo Medio, about this trend probably about to sweep the nation.
We were not able to use any of it. Suffice it to say he tried every imaginable method and they all failed. In fact his penis became whiter and smaller with each regimen, culminating in his penis turning a translucent green after consuming a gallon of orange aspartame soda each morning.
Culo is hoping for the best. But we think Culo will be disappointed.