While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own.
"We very sorry!" declared the Dear Leader moments after an errant North Korean H-bomb went off eight hundred meters above the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. "We make sure this not happen again! Promise to confiscate barrel of single malt scotch from drunken general who somehow managed to push my red button!" (Automatically translated by Bing.)
Western theologians were unanimous in their bewilderment at this turn of events. Said one: "The Temple mount, the Dome of the Rock, Al-Aqsa Mosque, and the Wailing Wall all simultaneously fused into one singular pool of glowing radioactive lava. None of our holy books predicted this, but I guess it means that there's nothing left to fight over, at least not here!"