David Smith, a black horse with wonky teeth has denied that Donald Trump is a stable genius.
Smith told us, 'Yes, the hay was all over the place, and because of his small hands, and bad back, Donald, or Donnie to his mates couldn't move it. He also fed us pineapples, whole ones, not chopped up or anything. No carrots, no sugar, no nothing'.
Trump said 'Dave Smith, the black horse with wonky teeth? That is fake news. Fake news. So sad. Just so sad'
Another horse said 'I would tell you everything I know, but I don't want to become glue anytime soon'.
