The US Bureau of Flying Saucers has announced that flying saucers do exist and that they have made contact with extraterrestrial life. The announcement was made shortly after President Trump threatened to terminate their existence because they weren't "providing the country with anything fruity".
The Bureau announced that aliens have been playing golf with President Trump all along. As a matter of fact one such alien who is bald, short and has two antennas sticking out of his head and goes by the name of Bob Short, has been playing golf with the President regularly at Mar A Lago with his caddie Alfred. Alfred, who looks exactly like Alfred Hitchcock is not only his caddie but, also, his slave.
Bob Short has told President Trump that he is the King of Zioland, a country which the President has claimed is beautiful and productive as well as one of the best places he has ever visited.
"Bob's a good guy and has a wonderful caddie there. Funny thing is all the aliens have caddies that all look like Alfred Hitchcock and all the aliens have those funny haircuts where there is only two strands of hair sticking out of their heads", proclaimed the President. "As far as the slave thing goes, I don't think it's a problem. The Alfred Hitchcock's all look very happy and well taken care of'".
As of press time it was learned the President, while playing golf with the alien Bob Short, was attacked by a flock of angry birds who pecked the hair off of him. President Trump was not discouraged as he announced he'll change his hair style as his hair regrows to something similar to Bob's haircut.