Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 5 January 2018

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You should see my tantrum. It is so much bigger than your tantrum. It is all so beautiful.

Gary Watson, 3, has philosophised that the behaviour of Donald Trump really goes beyond the pail.

Speaking to us, whilst throwing a tantrum on the floor of his local Tesco the erudite expert in human behaviour told us, 'A tantrum is fair enough in a three year old, although I should be growing out of that by now, but in a man in his seventies, it is ridiculous. Daddy says that the bloke is a F*****g idiot, and I agree with him. Of course, give it twelve years, and I will think that Daddy is a F*****g idiot, so I don't know what to think'

He continued 'Do you think that Donald Trump is a F******g idiot? You do? Shall we be friends?

Mary Watson, Gary's mum said 'I must apologise for his language. We love him, but he is a F*****g idiot as well. We don't know where he gets his language from. It is really diabolical isn't it? Still, it is partly our fault for calling him Gary'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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