Written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 8 January 2018

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"I no trophy wife."

While the big bad Wolff is at the White House blowing it down with his Fire and Fury book, Special Counselor Robert Mueller III, and the moving vans, are similarly, getting closer and closer, inching there way up the back driveway, to removing Donald Trump from office.

The Fire and Fury book draws a picture of erratic behavior by Donald Trump: insisting on bolting his bedroom door at night against Secret Service rules; eating two Big Mac's in bed for supper, while watching three television screens; stripping his own bed in the morning, (prompting MSNBC newscaster Lawrence O'Donnell to question whether Trump could be incontinent); sighting that his White House communication director was the best tail campaign manager Corey Lewandowski ever had, prompting her to run out of a crowded room in tears.

Republican political commentator Steve Schmidt described the White House as resembling a Star Wars cantina. Meanwhile, the entire staff seems to have gone to ground. Even the White House communicator director. And how, exactly, could Trump score the good, better, best of her particular tail?

Former Trump pal, Steve Bannon was quoted numerous times in the Fire and Fury book, making disparaging remarks about Trump's attention span - short; the June 9th meeting with Russians - treasonous; Donald Trump Jr. - would crack like an egg; daughter Ivanka - dumb as a brick; wife - a trophy; Jerad - simple.

The 25th Amendment was staff's constant reference.

Having lost his financial support, Bannon is trying to put the toothpaste back into the tube with a series of apologies. However, squeezing that brick back into the toothpaste tube may be a particular challenge.

To counter the revelations found in the Fire and Fury book, Senator Lindsey Graham, of South Carolina, is asking that the FBI file charges against former MI6 British spy Christopher Steele, author of the infamous Trump/Russia Moscow Ritz/Carlton dossier.

Prime Minister Theresa May was described to be furious at the suggestion. Dame Judi Dench was more outraged. "How dare they attempt to besmirch the work of my 007!"

Meanwhile, Obama was seen waterskiing down the Potomac, waving at the White House.

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