Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition.
Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__king baby's head! Hell, it was bigger than my pelvis. He couldn't get it in me before he took this pill. That be for real!"
Transsexual women also welcome this product. Jessica Mayland says, "I was afraid because of that hater governor here in North Carolina that I would not be allowed to relieve myself. Thanks to Argaiv, he's gonna have to look for it. It works so well, the unwanted parts turned themselves inside out."
Prizer's scientists say that it works in part by being a PDE5 agonist, rather than as an inhibitor as with the erectile dysfunction drugs.
According to Dr. Chad Arthurson, "We didn't know if a drug of this nature would be welcomed, but we decided to give it a try. Then we considered all the possible applications such as reducing priapism, reducing certain types of criminal conduct, helping the transgender population, and more."
The drug is currently in the end trial phase and is expected to be available in pharmacies within the next 6 months.