Written by b kenneth mcgee

Monday, 15 January 2018

At 87 years old I am many times bewildered and perplexed by the onslaught of the world of electronics. Yes, I want to be "with it" in this new world of communication and therefore I have taken to it like..."a duck to water" It has given me a entire new outlook on life and now I dream of notoriety and fame in these very senior years.

Here are some of my posts in my march to fame...and could it be...fortune?

"I'm tired!"

I had a pizza for dinner tonight! YUMMY!"

"I am really angry today! You know who you are! You stink! You should rot in hell!"

"I'm bored."

"I made a REALLY good poopy today! YAHOO!" (I got three "likes" on this one! I'm on my way!)

"Does anyone know someone who could cut my toe-nails?"

"I am tired now and going to bed...nighty nite!"

I think I am going to take all my posts and make them into a book...you know...one of those specialty books...like Stephen Cobert's...Midnight Confessions.

I really think I've got this! Maybe I will be famous...even world renowned...looked up to by all...You know...like that Dolly Lama feller!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: social media




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