Snap election, Britain votes
New £1 coins, new £10 notes
Robert Mugabe finally goes
Mount Agung in Bali blows
RyanAir, staff trouble
Syria reduced to rubble
Fats Domino, Chuck Berry
Jeremy Corbyn, Glastonbury
Fake news, tweets, sacking
Tories saved by DUP backing
Terrorist attacks, moped crimes
Big Ben, no chimes
Did Kim Jong-un kill Kim Jong-nam?
Nuclear warheads scare Japan
Mexican earthquake, California fires
White House sycophants and liars
The world kow-tows to the Chinese
Yemen, Rohingya refugees
Grenfell Tower, cladding burnt
Lives lost, lessons learnt?
Royal engagement, Royal bump
Monarch Airlines, Donald Trump
Putin, Brexit, Donald Trump
F*!!!!** Brexit, F*!!??!* Trump
2017 - With thanks to Billy Joel
Funny story written by Rob Barratt
Friday, 5 January 2018
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