Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 6 January 2018

image for Charles Dance to read the audio book of Fire and Fury
Donald Trump, applauding himself, yesterday

Charismatic British actor Charles Dance has signed a multi million pound contract to narrate the Donald Trump tell all Fire and Fury.

The star of any film which requires a charming cad, a charming villian, a charming misunderstood loner, or a charming English man that doesn't do that whole bumbling Hugh Grant thing said 'Basically, all I have to do is use the word loser a lot, and not raise my eyebrows at what happens when you let a multi-millionaire toddler lose in the White House'.

Dance's Agent told us 'Yes, he is expensive, but he is more than worth the money, and my skills as an agent aren't cheap. They are competitive, but they aren't cheap'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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