Following the explosive publication of Fire and Fury, Donald Trump is now in talks to star in Pantomime in largely out of the way provincial theatres.
Places such as Whitby, Rhyll, Brighton and Walsall are in talks for the bewigged, small handed President to star as Baron Hardup. A spokesman said: 'We had thought of having Donald Trump playing one of the ugly sisters. He and Christopher Biggins would be a match made in heaven. Then we thought maybe he could play a Pantomime Dame, before realising that his hands are probably too small for him to convincingly play a female role. The perfect role for him would be to play Baron Hardup'
Donald Trump was heard to say 'Yes, I could do Panto, somewhere in that there Engerland. Would the Queen come and see me? It did wonders for David Hasselhoff's career after all, didn't it?