Former Health, Education, Water-parks, Traffic Control and Stationary Secretary Jeremy Hunt has spent the weekend waiting in a corridor for news of his next appointment, Deputy Prime Minister and keeper of the Parliamentary pornography.
Waiting for more than 48 hours for news is rather ironic for Jeremy Hunt, who in his many careers has over-seen declining standards in Education, the selling of the Railways, the National Health Service and provided many hours of mirth for satirists with his name. Jeremy is the gift that keeps on giving.
Wanting to fill in the role recently held by the now knighted Sir Nick Clegg means that most of Hunt's ambitions are now fulfilled.
