Written by Al N.

Thursday, 25 January 2018

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Trump explaining how his head is exploding and he really needs his own "pleasure squad."

Maralago, Florida Donald Trump was recently caught using improper funds to provide payments to a porn star he had relations with. And since then, since he has had no repercussions, he has been very open about asking about strange sex.

Trump has recently been asking a lot of questions about Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea, and his "pleasure squads," his private harem of pleasure. He has recently assigned the CIA to find out more information and report back to him at once!

In the meantime, Trump has been sending Kim Jong-Un gifts, including Stormy Tempest DVDs, Trump Steaks, and barrels of Trump Vodka.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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