Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 4 January 2018

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Earnest Goodman, in his show-business hey day.

In American news, US President Donald Trump has replied to more than a million of his followers with the deeply cynical 'My Dad is bigger than your Dad' the favourite taunt of any scrawny seven year old in the playground.

The thing is, Donald Trump is well into his seventies now, and should not be relying on play-ground taunts to get his point across.

As well as talking about the size of his red button to Kim Jung Un, saying that his was bigger and better, he has also attacked former aide Steve Bannon, saying that he has lost his mind.

Donald Trump is a world leader, with far more important things to do than this.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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