There were 195 spoof news stories published in June 2023. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry
A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle's skimpy designer banana peel bikini swimsut is outselling, Britney's, Kim's, J.Lo's, and Taylor's
The World of Wacky Swimwear Weekly reports that the brand new Kimberly Guilfoyle Designer Banana Peel Swimsuit is outselling the swimwear of four of the most popular celebrities in America. The Bananarama Polling Agency reports that retail outlets…
Read full story"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby
Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo,…
Read full storyDonald Trump finally grows some balls and admits that he has a daughter born out of wedlock
Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb has just broken the story that finally after denying it for 40 years, the adult with the baby hands and fingers (that be Trump) has finally grown some gonads (onions, balls) and admitted that yes, a gorgeously s…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion
Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…
Read full storyA 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen in Texas, Byron Bentley Brookstocker, 101, has married one of the most beautiful cheerleaders to ever cheer for the Dallas Cowboys. The May-December pair were marri…
Read full storyAnson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant
The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle to star in the wrestling motion picture, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babes"
The Sports Bet Gazette has just reported that Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle will be starring in a wrestling movie. The two Puerto Rican babes will be starring in the Tri Moon Film production titled, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babe…
Read full storyAnti-Trump billboards spring up all over America
In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…
Read full storyThe Goombalini family says Trump is toast
The New York Sunshine Observer has just reported that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family has let it be known that the minute that the pussy grabbing Trump sets foot in prison he will be toast. Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino, who kn…
Read full storyElon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter
The greatest manufacturer in the history of the world, Elon Reeve Musk has just introduced to the industrial world his new state-of-the-art Tesla Helicopter. The "T-Copter" can travel for up to 3,450 miles on a single tank of specially designed fu…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., say that they do not do drugs...never, ever, never
Donald Trump's former 'side piece,' and his little boy, Donald Trump Jr., say that they're sick and tired, tired and sick of having to always comment that no, they do not do drugs. To be fair, Nancy Reagan found it hard to 'Just Say No', she was f…
Read full storyNuclear secrets hidden next to a toilet?
Photos in the Donald Trump indictment reveal that Trump hid top-secret, classified information in one of his Mar-a-Lago bathrooms having a crystal chandelier. Top-secret boxes were also piled in the bathtub behind a dirty-looking shower curtain. U…
Read full storyMay we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"
Since no one can find Lukashenko, dictator and Putin puppet of Belarus, the good people of that country have decided to elect a log of wood as its leader. The log has promised sweeping reforms! All trees shall be protected and given equal right…
Read full storyMary the mother of Jesus is hailed
The Birth of Jesus Christ : Religious Doctrine. God wanted the Arch Angel Gabriel go to the town of Nazareth in Galilee and deliver a very important message to a young woman who lived there. The lady's name was Mary. She was a virgin who was be…
Read full storyThe Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible
There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit. Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous…
Read full storyDonald Trump was planning world peace
Yes, indeed! Trump's defense and excuse for taking a few truckloads of Classified, Top Secret Documents to Mar-a-Lago, trying to hide them, claiming to have given everything back, but not, was because (brace yourself) he planned to study the document…
Read full storyThailands ladyboys are voted the prettiest and the sexiest transgenders in all of Asia
Boom Boom News China has just voted that Thailand's ladyboy population is by far the prettiest, the sexiest, and the most submissive of any transgender group in Asia. Thailand has always led the world's countries in providing the "Sissyboi's" with…
Read full storyFast food outlets in the Los Angeles area will be hiring massueses to relax the patrons
The Left Coast Mirror is reporting that several fast food restaurants in the L.A. area will be adding masseuses to their working staff. The masseuses will have a table set up in a corner of the restaurant where anyone who needs a massage can get o…
Read full storyBritney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
One of the nation's most unlikely couple is quickly becoming "America's Favorite Couple." Blonde songstress Britney "Oops! I Did It Again" Spears and her so-called BFF Anderson "Andy" Cooper were recently spotted down in Cabo San Lucas' infamous n…
Read full storyPopular vehicles in nationwide recall
State and Territory Transport Departments have issued an urgent recall of cars made by all popular manufacturers. The Federal Government is coordinating the recall but leaving the administrative and practical details to State and Territory governm…
Read full storyDodgers host Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on baseball night
Yes! Thousands of delusional Catholic protesters have marched to the Dodger stadium's front gates in a show of force against theatrical actors dressed as nuns. "Can you spare your wonderful balls dear Sir? I need them desperately to play some base…
Read full storyBoJo gone cuckoo
Boris Johnson was recently admitted to a mental institution for retired politicians. “They drove me out! I wanted to stay! I was the bloody Prime Minister of all of the Britons!” Yes, Mr. Johnson, you keep saying that. Are the Britons in this r…
Read full storyDonald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…
Read full storyThe NCAA's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in China
Well it is no secret that the Chinese people love watching basketball. Next to the National Rik Shaw Races, which are held in November, this year's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in the entire republic of China. In fact China…
Read full storyA fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain
Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…
Read full storyThe most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen reports that the most recent episode of the TV hit Old West series, "Hell on Wheels" was viewed by more than 113 viewers, which is more than saw this year's Super Bowl. Just think of the advertising revenue!…
Read full storyWatch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
Watch out and keep a lookout. It ain’t over until it’s over. And Yevgeny Prigozhin isn’t over. Yet. Yevgeny Prigozhin halted his invasion into Russia and the marched toward Moscow, a couple hundred miles away from that city, and was welcomed b…
Read full storyKentucky business makes millions of dollars
Set just off a freeway in the hillbilly woods, the farm's location is appealing and then again, it's also what's inside: cockroaches -- tens of millions of them. Andy Gump is part entomologist, part farmer and chief admirer of the roach burger.
Read full storyAn infamous Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon attended a Miami Heat - Denver Nuggets game unnoticed
The last game of the Miami Heat vs. the Denver Nuggets NBA playoff series was held at Ball Arena in Denver. One of the 19,909 fans in the stands was none other than Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon, who was dressed incognito in a Denver Nuggets b…
Read full storyThe first annual January 6th carnival
After an historical event has passed, those left alive may turn it into a celebration. The British have their Guy Fox Day, which celebrates an old King of Britain who finally outwitted a fox (His Queen, however, was eaten by the hounds.) January 6…
Read full storyJoe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter
Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back: “Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown bang…
Read full storyMore states want to arrest Trump so they’re making up crimes for him to commit
Two states, New York and Florida, have so far arrested Trump. And more states want in on it. In the same manner that Republicans threw discord and doubt on the American electoral system, and faked votes, lost votes, made dead people vote, didn’t l…
Read full storyWhen two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again
Now that two states have arrested Trump (with more waiting in the wings), the Republicans are desperate to try anything to force their way of life into the main arena of American politics. They are creating new laws for everyone to be ruled by. (O…
Read full storyThe Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China
Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…
Read full storyTrump the traitor has just become the poster punk for the "Damn Pathological Liars" fraternity
The Daily Max has just announced that the person convicted of illegally taking EXTREMELY classified defense department documents from the White House has just been named by the Damn Pathological Liars fraternity as their 2023 poster person. A spok…
Read full storyCheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…
Read full storyMcDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets
The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…
Read full storyPutin playing Mickey-Mouse games with nuclear bombs
The little guy is putting on high heels to give him the appearance of strength and power by using nuclear bomb threats against the West. “See me? I may be losing the war against Ukraine, but I can always win by using my nuclear bombs. So keep you…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount get matching tattoos
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
Read full storyThe state of Wyoming bans the term "Ish," as in 8 ish
The Wyoming state senate has voted 97-3 to ban the hackneyed, worn-out term "Ish," as in "We will go to dinner at 8 ish." Many residents of the Buffalo Herd state, have expressed a desire that the term needs to be retired like the terms "Where's m…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole form Muffins Inc.
The Rumor City News Agency has just broken the story that sexy celebs Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole have just formed Muffins Inc. Reporter Haley Shreveport spoke with both women, who are considered the best looking cougar/MILFs to come along in a lon…
Read full storyThe Jeffery Epstein soap-on-a-rope
(You can see where this one is gonna go, can’t ye?) Try the all new Jeff Epstein soap-on-a-rope, where you can shower and soap away all your blues and lawsuits and those many people who might hate you – -- for being rich, right? For having coo…
Read full storyThe all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib
Coming soon to an Arkansas foodery near you, the all-new Biblical restaurant “Adam’s Rib.” D’you like ribs slathered in hickory-smoked chipotle honey-garlic sauce? Wooooo-doggy, I bet you do! I bet Jesus loved his ribs too! And Noah and Snakeb…
Read full storyA bullfight in Tijuana is halted after the bull molests the Matador
In a 'WHAT THE HELL?' department, a bullfight in Tijuana, Mexico was suddenly halted after the bull physically assaulted the bullfighter. The matador, who is so damn embarrassed, he begged the news media not to reveal his name, was taken to the bu…
Read full storyStarbucks' new drink has the college crowd buzzing (literally)
The Starbucks Coffehouse, Brew Bistro, and Pastry Franchise recently celebrated its 54th anniversary. The company that was born in Seattle, Washington, now has 35,803 outlets in 84 countries including China, Cambodia, Pisagovia, and the Greater An…
Read full storyMcDonalds McWild Boar baby back ribs are a huge success
(SPOOF NEWS) - The American Food News Agency is reporting that the recently added McDonalds food item, the McWild Boar Baby Back Ribs are a tremendous success. Sales of the new item, are just a little below their famous Big Mac burger. Mickey D…
Read full storyDo not knock Prince Harry's podcast ideas
So Harry has some controversial ideas for Podcast interviews. Why not? He can communicate with world leaders about their traumatic childhoods, and then viewers will better understand why the world is in such a screwed-up state. For instance, while…
Read full storyBritney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle expresses a desire to see all of her haters rot in hell
Kimberly Guilfoyle has never been one to shy away from controversy. And so the future daughter-in-law of the Huge Orange Asshole, namely Trump, says that she wants all of her haters to know that she sincerely hopes that every last one of the talentle…
Read full storyLorax challenges The Rock in fist fight - ends awkwardly
Recently, the astonishing discovery was made that the Lorax, a beloved character once thought to be a work of fiction, is, in fact, real. The Lorax, sporting his iconic mustache and speaking for the trees, found himself strolling along the avenues…
Read full storyThe curious life of Charles Darwin
It's midnight, and wolves can be heard howling during a full moon. With a window open, the strong scent of lavender can be detected in the home of Robert Darwin's family. Mrs. Darwin is ready to give birth, and she's in labor pains. They have deci…
Read full storyThe L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer sensation
Buckroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review has just broken the story that the L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer phenomenon from La Brea, California. The kid is Stiletto de La Salsa, who lives with his parents, six brothers and six sis…
Read full storyThe KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…
Read full storyKim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…
Read full storyDue to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant
The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…
Read full storyCarrie Underwood's 'Country Girl String Bikini Panties' are selling like cotton candy at the carnival
Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly gorgeous woman in the world of country music that Carrie Underwood. The Oklahoma native simply oozes sex appeal like soccer players ooze sweat. Miss Un…
Read full storyJoaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame
The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been inducted into the prestigious World of Bullfighting Hall of Fame. Barcelona, Spain native Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known in the World of The Fighting…
Read full storyTrump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months
Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…
Read full storyElon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle
Elon Musk is one very hard-working mogul. The father of the Tesla submarine, the Tesla dump truck, and the Tesla fighter jet, is now coming out with a Tesla Uber motorcycle. This new creation is perfect for individuals like lawyers, doctors, accou…
Read full storyAn Isis terrorist is captured eating breakfast at an IHOP
The Topeka (Kansas) Police Department reports that a known Isis operative, was caught having a triple stack of pancakes at an IHOP in Topeka. A TPD spokesperson identified the Isis terrorist as Feen Fuma Vit, 31. When Vit was approached by Offi…
Read full storyJames Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore
Some Americans are calling for the CIA to be dismantled, calling it America’s “domestic terrorist organization:” since the CIA often engages in terroristic methods, like blowing stuff up, killing democratically-elected leaders and setting up fascist…
Read full storyBritney Spears and Anderson Cooper get matching tattoos
Britney Spears recently told Traci Diddle with the National Rumblings that she was shocked to learn that Anderson Cooper is quite the stud in the kitchen...wait...kitchen?! She told Miss Diddle that she had always heard that he played for the othe…
Read full storyKing Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…
Read full storyColorado's infamous all-girl heavy-metal band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Mamas are headed to prison
Back in 2014 the all-girl band was caught in Milwaukee with 400 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana. Then in 2019, they were caught at O'Hare Airport in Chicago with $700,000 in counterfeit five dollar bills. And now Music Moments Magazine is rep…
Read full storyThe 10 Mafioso Goombalini Brothers film a commercial for McDonalds
National Rumblings News Agency reporter Traci Diddle, has just revealed that the 10 brothers who head the Goombalini Crime Family appear in a commercial for McDonalds. In the Mickey D commercial the 10 brothers drive up to a Mickey D's in Brooklyn…
Read full storyIs Donald Trump as entertaining as films?
More so. The guy can’t stop with the comedy of: Who Me? I never did anything wrong or that every other president before me did. Taking Classified Top Secret documents? No way. I declassified them in my head before I left the White House. That c…
Read full storyUnsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…
Read full storyA gigantic mudslide in Belgium practically destroys the country's Brussels sprouts industry
An unprecedented mud slide hit the European country of Belgium and left a horrendously horrific mess of black sludge, muck, silt, mire, slime, and slush. Federal officials have stated that the over 3 billion tons of black goo practically destroyed…
Read full storyJacob Rees-Mogg wants more names
The North-East Somerset tophat and tails has been spotted skulking around various coats of arms, trying out some Latin, seeing if any of it fits his name. He wants his name to be endless. From an endless name he figures he can have an endless fami…
Read full storyElon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck
The most brilliant man in the world, Elon Musk, has done it again. The transportation genius has just invented the Tesla Fire Truck. Fire companies who have tested it report that it is the greatest firefighting invention since the fire hose. On…
Read full storyTrump is found guilty on 29 anti-American espionage and traitor charges
Well as they say, it took sometime, but Trump has finally been found guilty of something that will definitely and finally get the fat ass tub of lard behind bars. Trump grabbed pussy, he made racist, hate-filled remarks, he dodged the Vietnam War…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez' upcoming tour will feature the all-female band, The Culottes Strumpets, as the opening act
J.Lo is one very busy woman. She makes movies, she appears in tampon commercials, she makes records, and she comes out in commercials for mature female yeast infections. And now she is getting ready for her upcoming, "The MILF Cougar Music Extrava…
Read full storyMiddle schoolers bind and whip principal following classroom visit by dominatrix
Leona Abernathy, principal of Belfry Middle School in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, was determined to allow her students the opportunity to experience Nature without boundaries. Most of the students were farm kids, and had observed farm animals doing t…
Read full storyAnti-Trump campaign ads appear all over Iowa TV
Mystery has hit the national TV airwaves in Iowa. It seems that some unknown billionaire has spent millions of dollars paying for thousands of anti-Trump TV ads. A reporter with the Veni Vidi Vici News Agency stated that she tried to find out who…
Read full storyKaty Perry may be fired from American Idol - and Jennifer Lopez may be replacing her
The word on the streets of "Celeb City," is that the powers-that-be at American Idol are fit to be tied with the actions of Katy Perry. It appears that Miss Perry is extremely upset at the fact that in order to get higher viewership, the show's ex…
Read full storyBrooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees
Word on the streets of the Bronx is that Salvatore Goombalini, head of the biggest crime family in the nation, has expressed a desire to purchase the New York Yankees baseball team. According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti Sal has enjoyed watchi…
Read full storySan Francisco's first bottomless bar opens to a standing room only crowd
The Word on The Street News Agency reports that Frisco has just opened the nation's first "Bottomless Bar." The lounge is located a block away from the infamous, winding, one block Lombard Street. The name of the state-of-the-art lounge is La S…
Read full storyAdolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
A lot of people go to the cinema to see their favourite actors on the big screen. In the case of Adolf Hitler, he actually thought he was an actor in a major film production called "The Great Rise of a German Bonaparte." His doctor recalls not hav…
Read full storyEric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell
Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way…
Read full storyA shepherd in Bangladesh breeds a yak with a goat - and it's not a joke!
Word coming out of Bangladesh is that a yak herder has successfully bred a yak with a goat. The shepherd named Raja Cumtulla, 68, said that he has always liked experimenting with crossbreeding various types of animals. He noted that some of the…
Read full storyWorld Wrestling champion Chief Buffalo Belly says he wants Trump in the ring just for 2 minutes
The International Inquirer has just announced that the greatest wrestler in the world, Chief Buffalo Belly, hates the Trumptwat so much that he will pay him $3,000 or else give him gift certificates for 500 Big Macs if he'll agree to get with him in…
Read full storyDrones will be released at the next Olympic games
The tradition of releasing pigeons at the opening of the Olympic games has changed. The reforms continue in an unexpected way. It seems likely that organizers of the 2024 Paris Olympics will release powered drones instead of birds. "Nobody want…
Read full storyReality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?
If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward…
Read full storySuggestions for Harry’s podcast
Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview of cousin Zara Philips about her equestrian pursuits and maybe get a few words in from Zara’s mother, Princess Anne, and her equestrian history. Visit the barns…
Read full storyKing Charles III invites Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit Buckingham Palace
London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the extremely popular and rich-as-the-royal dickens King Charles III, has just invited British moguls Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit him and the Queen Consort, Camilla Parker Bowles at Buckingham Palac…
Read full storyA UK submarine, the HMS Sherwood Forest, sinks a Russian munitions vessel
The United Kingdom's Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the British submarine, The Sherwood Forest, has just sunk a Type A Russian munitions ship,The Siberian Witch. The Russian frigate was apparently headed toward the Ukranie to deli…
Read full storyKim Kardashian and El Gazpacho have just purchased the "Burger Bandit" franchise
America's "Power Couple" Kim Kardashian and Spanish matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho have just purchased the California burger chain known as "Burger Bandit." The franchise was formed in 2001, by Hollywood actors Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper,…
Read full storyColombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray
One of the world's most powerful drug cartels is recalling 17 tons of cocaine that had been shipped to the United States. It appears that the coke is tainted with a powerful insect spray named Insectasitosis Malo-13, that if ingested could make th…
Read full storyA tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop
Word coming out of Brazil is that a huge volcanic eruption has caused extensive damage to the South American country. Boom Boom News (Brazil) reports that Mt. Santa Claustina, erupted with the force of 852 Hiroshima atomic bombs. The boom could…
Read full storyA new book alleges that the infamous pirate Jean Lafitte was a bi-buccaneer
Press Extra reports that the notorious buccaneer Jean Lafitte, who was known as "The Terror of The Gulf" was actually bi-sexual. The pirate who terrorized the gulf region from Galveston (Texas) to Key West (Florida), during the early 1800's is all…
Read full storyRingo Starr buys a 707-year-old castle in Wembley
The BBC has just broken the story that Ringo Starr, the Beatles drummer has just purchased a historical English castle just outside the town of Wembley. The castle named Ye Olden Castle on The River Brent, was built in 1316, by a construction comp…
Read full storyPrince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
The Russian government is said to be considering an offer of assistance from British Prince Harry to mediate in the dispute between President Putin and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the chief of the Wagner Group. Wagner has tens of thousands of mercenaries,…
Read full storyAspartameBoy Hero - a poem
In a world of sweetness, a hero arose, AspartameBoy, his emblem brightly glows. With cape unfurled, he took to the skies, To expose the dangers, he would not compromise. Through bustling streets, he swiftly soared, A truth to be told, a secret…
Read full storyCheryl Cole opens a pole dancing lounge in Manhattan
British songstress Cheryl Cole, who is regarded as one of England's sexiest, hottest, and most popular singers, has entered the pole dancing world. National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle says that she was told by one of Cole's dearest friends, tha…
Read full storyA Cambodian submarine is missing after it hits a school of tuna
Boom Boom News (Cambodia) is reporting that the Cambodian Navy has just informed the public that the submarine, The Bamboo Queen is missing off the coast of Japan. Early reports are that the sub hit a school of Tunisian Tuna and apparently the fis…
Read full storyBig Al forms an exploratory committee
“Okay, okay!” Big Al fired a shot into the ceiling. “Youse guys in the back, settle down, we got serious business to get to.” He turned to the man seated next to him. “Jimmy?” Jimmy Two Nose got to his feet. “We set up focus groups in two counties…
Read full storyIt must really suck to be Hans Suck
It must really suck to be Hans Suck and have had to fight for Hitler in World War Two and get killed on October 28th of 1944 in Narvick Norway when the Allies finally made a successful attempt to recapture the town and then have to be buried in the G…
Read full storyA hair saloon owner develops a razorless, waxless, painless way to remove pubic hair
The Alpha Beta News Agency has just learned that a hair salon in Calexico, California, has developed a way to remove unwanted bikini area pubic hair. Reporter Mimosa Sabrosa spoke with the owner of the Pretty Woman Hair Salon, Abigail Bottomfield.
Read full storyCanadian Prime Minister's eighth international trip in 6 months prompts demands he return because everyone despises him
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, also known as 'Punchable Face' to his detractors, has once again bailed out on his Canadianistic duties at home, and left the country for the eighth time in less than 6 months. So far Trudeau has ditched his…
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