A hair saloon owner develops a razorless, waxless, painless way to remove pubic hair

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 25 June 2023

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"The Abby Hair-Be-Gone System is amazing." -IVANKA TRUMP

The Alpha Beta News Agency has just learned that a hair salon in Calexico, California, has developed a way to remove unwanted bikini area pubic hair.

Reporter Mimosa Sabrosa spoke with the owner of the Pretty Woman Hair Salon, Abigail Bottomfield.

Miss Bottomfield who is an attractive 28-year-old stunning blonde stated that she developed the new crotch removal system because she go sick and tired of all of the excruciating pain that razor shaves and wax jobs were causing her.

She noted that her system called The Abby Hair-Be-Gone System incorporates lasers which penetrate the hooha hair down to even below the hair root.

SIDENOTE: Miss Bottomfield told Sabrosa that she has a patent on the system and she stands to make tens of millions of dollars.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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