Colombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 June 2023

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The South American cartel wants to avoid lawsuits.

One of the world's most powerful drug cartels is recalling 17 tons of cocaine that had been shipped to the United States.

It appears that the coke is tainted with a powerful insect spray named Insectasitosis Malo-13, that if ingested could make the drug taker sicker than a rabid Cambodian spider monkey.

The drug was sprayed by the Colombian government in an effort to rid the countryside of the dreaded Cali Dung Beetle.

The beetle allegedly can ingest up to four times its weight in jungle ant shit.

BuzzFuzz (Colombia) reports that the reason for the recall is to avoid a countless number of lawsuits.

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