Kentucky business makes millions of dollars

Funny story written by Jake de Fake

Friday, 16 June 2023

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Set just off a freeway in the hillbilly woods, the farm's location is appealing and then again, it's also what's inside: cockroaches -- tens of millions of them.

Andy Gump is part entomologist, part farmer and chief admirer of the roach burger.

Sixteen years ago, he started farming these critters commercially. Yes, there is a market. The roaches are dried, powdered and mixed with beef to make burger patties for restaurant's in China.

"Business is very good," he said. "Many pharmaceutical factories make products with them."

Almost all of his roaches are used in traditional African medicine. He claims they can cure what ails you, from the heart to the brain to the genitals.

He ships over 20 tons of roach powder to African.

Invasive cockroach found in NYC can withstand cold and are part of the Kentucky farming industry

Ground cockroach has been used to treat wounds and even as an ingredient in toothpaste.

The high protein is extracted and blended into the milk protein powder drink for weightlifting.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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