A bullfight in Tijuana is halted after the bull molests the Matador

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 7 June 2023

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"I witnessed the X-rated bullfight, it was not a pretty sight." -GEORGE LOPEZ (Comedian)

In a 'WHAT THE HELL?' department, a bullfight in Tijuana, Mexico was suddenly halted after the bull physically assaulted the bullfighter.

The matador, who is so damn embarrassed, he begged the news media not to reveal his name, was taken to the bullring infirmary, where he was treated for stress, anguish, distress, shock, trauma, and big time embarrassment.

Many of the bullfight fans became very upset since they had small impressionable children with them.

The area owner stated that he would pay for any therapy sessions that children or adults need to have.

The bull named El Romantico, was taken to a veterinarian clinic where he will be put into some kind of therapeutic bovine program.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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