Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 27 June 2023

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Can Donald Trump do this?

Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview of cousin Zara Philips about her equestrian pursuits and maybe get a few words in from Zara’s mother, Princess Anne, and her equestrian history.

Visit the barns and tack rooms, and get into the feed, jumps, and clothing. Easy, interesting! Does King Charles play golf? He used to play polo and still hunts, but does he play tennis? Wimbledon is coming. Would King Charles take a tennis lesson from Roger Federer?

If the royal family hadn’t been so alienated by Harry’s racist accusations, they could have been a treasure trove of information for a sports podcast. Even Zara’s husband, Mike Tindal, could have added with the rugby conversation.

Finally, let’s see Harry try to jump a fence riding one of Zara’s horses.

Donald Trump never stops talking and would probably volunteer for an interview. Steer away from talking about his innocence, skip his golf and food consumption; well, maybe Trump, though a talker, isn’t interesting, and wearing a lie detector would be awkward.

Ask for an interview with Hillary Clinton. Find out more about her summers cleaning fish in Alaska to pay for her tuition at Vassar, or was it, Wellesley? Visit the same Alaska fishery and have her take Harry on tour.

Does she eat fish today? Does she think Trump stole the 2016 election? What sports does she pursue, admire, or would like to pursue?

Who handles the family expenses? We know Bill Clinton likes to eat, but can he cook anything? Show Bill Clinton preparing his favorite dish. Maybe dish isn't the proper word to use.

But the above would have been a start for Harry.

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