Ringo Starr buys a 707-year-old castle in Wembley

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 June 2023

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Mrs. Ringo Starr suggested Ringo buy the castle for his 82nd birthday.

The BBC has just broken the story that Ringo Starr, the Beatles drummer has just purchased a historical English castle just outside the town of Wembley.

The castle named Ye Olden Castle on The River Brent, was built in 1316, by a construction company from Mozambique.

The castle was the home of Prince Basil of Velveeta and his stunningly gorgeous Irish wife Princess Petula of Boyardee.

The castle has one of the most expensive drawbridges of any castle located in the United Kingdom.

The moat was originally stocked with alligators imported from Santa Hurricane, Florida.

Starr told the BBC that he first saw the castle back in March of 1963, and he fell in love with it's ornate imported Peruvian mortar and the opulently lavish dungeon.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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