Carrie Underwood's 'Country Girl String Bikini Panties' are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 28 June 2023

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"WOW! Just simply WOW!" -PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly gorgeous woman in the world of country music that Carrie Underwood.

The Oklahoma native simply oozes sex appeal like soccer players ooze sweat.

Miss Underwood, at the age of 40, still can kick the nubile asses of young women half her age.

Carrie's recent song titled, "He Took My Cherry Down By The River," has already reached the number one position of the Top 99 Country Songs Chart.

Miss Underwood told Chippy that the song was written by her and American Idol judge Luke Bryan.

And as if things aren't going great guns already for the Sooner State gal, she has just learned that the nation's retail stores are all reporting that sales of her "Country Girl String Bikini Panties" are selling like cotton candy at the carnival. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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