When two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 18 June 2023

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no rainbows for Kari and Mel

Now that two states have arrested Trump (with more waiting in the wings), the Republicans are desperate to try anything to force their way of life into the main arena of American politics.

They are creating new laws for everyone to be ruled by. (One ring to rule them all …)

They got their anti-abortion, so they are emboldened to try for more crazy laws.

Kari Lake and Mel Gibson are at the forefront of creating laws for those without a “popular” voice anymore. Ah, we once all loved Mel … but Braveheart was never from Australia and South Park knew The Road Warrior for who he was long ago …

The most interesting of these new laws is the law called:

Let’s
Overthrow
States
Electing
Rainbows

Yep, when you hate, you gotta hate ‘em all. Not just Dems, but everything the enemy loves. Rainbows! The most hideous of all the bows!

(It has been hinted that Ron DeSantis is a secret silent partner with Lake and Gibson. But, shhhh, he doesn’t want to announce his support until he sees how the next January goes.)

Of course, the evil Democrats made up their evil and fake and just plain wrong version of the law, called:

Let’s
Overthrow
States
Electing
Republican
Scum

Sounds like a fight waiting for another January Sixth. Mark your calendars, people of the world, and let’s watch the American Empire die a little bit more every year.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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