Starbucks' new drink has the college crowd buzzing (literally)

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 28 June 2023

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Many college kids say that the new Starbuck's drink is even better than sex (well almost).

The Starbucks Coffehouse, Brew Bistro, and Pastry Franchise recently celebrated its 54th anniversary.

The company that was born in Seattle, Washington, now has 35,803 outlets in 84 countries including China, Cambodia, Pisagovia, and the Greater Antilles.

Starbucks is a favorite of the younger generation prides itself in using the finest ingredients like chocolate imported from Holland, nuts imported from Brazil, and water imported from Scotland.

And now the golden company had hit even more gold, with their latest addition, the Starbucks Mimosarita, which according to 99.93% of their patrons is the best Starbucks drink that they have ever tasted.

SIDENOTE: Sunday Night Football intro singer Carrie Underwood reportedly owns 17% of the company.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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